hey diddle diddle and a hee hee hee
that flip nickels been pickin’ on me
little bag ‘o’ bockheims been followin’ me
that Dan Jenkins been pickin’ on me
my little fiddle went a hee hee hee
your vanderdutch been spyin’ on me
my bock pouch say please smoke me
your little craig been spyin’ on me
hey diddle diddle and a hee hee hee
that kurt genius been leanin’ on me
little bilobong say please pull me
hope milt wilbur ain’t followin’ me
hey diddle diddle and a hee hee hee
that flip nickels been pickin’ on me
little bag ‘o’ bockheims been followin’ me
that Dan Jenkins been pickin’ on me
my little fiddle went a hee hee hee
your vanderdutch been spyin’ on me
my bock pouch say please smoke me
your little craig been spyin’ on me
hey diddle diddle and a hee hee hee
that kurt genius been leanin’ on me
little bilobong say please pull me
hope milt wilbur ain’t followin’ me
-anonymous